The Latest Gems from Alain's Newsletter

Alain's Newsletter from a couple of days ago featured a couple of particularly pertinent articles that gave me the opportunity to do some liberal framing on behalf of the home team. :-)

First off: A Culture of Corruption Destroys Careers--Except for Democrats.

Another article authored by John "Lollipop." I've mentioned him before. Anyway, the title of the article is pretty self-explanatory.

My response:

Subject: You Really, Truly, Honestly, Do Not Get It???

Well, let me explain, since you folks are apparently too blinded by your own self-righteousness to figure it out on your own.

The one thing Americans hate more than corruption is hypocrisy.

The reason you don’t get a pass on your bad behavior is that you’re not merely corrupt to the bone, but you are ALSO big, fat hypocrites.

How about you go crawl into your respective corners and suck your thumbs for a while.

How about you take some personal responsibility for your actions. It’s your own fault, so just deal with it, you big fat whiny babies.

And take some time to contemplate the fact that Americans still LOVE Bill Clinton, in spite of the fact that he’s a skirt chaser and an admitted adulterer.

P.S. "Speaker of the House Pelosi" :-DDD

The second article was: A President's Betrayal of God, Family and Country, by Alisa Craddock, bemoaning the fact that Mr. Bush and his do-nothing Congress haven't really gotten much done on behalf of the Christian Right.

My response:


Subject: They Were Laughing at You Behind Your Backs the Whole Time

I’ve been waiting six years for you people to get your reality check. As you are now painfully aware, the Bush people were laughing at you behind their backs all along. They were just using you so they could have power for themselves.

Once again, it’s your own darn fault. So, you folks of the Christian Right though you could "play ball" with the Bush family? As you now see, you were way, way, out of your league. Now you will have to deal with the consequences of your own pride and arrogance.

Even in the face of your humiliation, the [lady's name who defended the President] of this world are still defending this dry-drunk President and his Administration. You people are the most pathetic sycophants in the history of the world. I have neither a jot nor a tiddle of sympathy for any of you.

Ahhh, that was very satisfying.